She used to make me sandwiches and sew buttons on my shirts.
I tell you, there's nothing sexier than a girl who likes to take care of you.
I was introduced to Simone at a benefit. Oh, the entrance she made.
Designer gown, dripping in diamonds. You could tell from the way she walked she knew she was fabulous.
I first saw Taylor at a women's march. She was giving a speech about dismantling the patriarchy.
And I don't really remember much of it because the entire time she was speaking, I was just thinking
"That is one hot feminist."
Beth Ann was a virgin on our wedding night. I was Simone's third husband.
Right away, Taylor told me she was bisexual. She wanted nothing more than to be a housewife. Oh, she loved to shop and throw parties. So I married a lawyer.
My Jewish parents were thrilled.
We were very happy, for the first few years. Until she discovered my secret.
是，谢谢你，你让一切变得简单了。
